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The Prince and the Frog
A prince goes to see his doctor because his manhood is
a massive 60 inches long.
“It’s ruining my life complained the prince. “Is there
anything you can do?”
“I’m sorry, there isn’t,” said the doctor, “but I think I have
an answer to your problem. I’ve heard there’s a deep
pond in the middle of The Magical Forest. When you find
it, you will see a frog sitting on a lily pad. You must ask
it to marry you and when it says no, your manhood will
shorten by 10 inches.”
The prince sets out for the forest and sure enough,
there’s a frog sitting on the lily pad.
“Hey frog,” he shouts, “will you marry me?”
“No,” replies the frog and the prince’s appendage shrinks
by 10 inches.
The prince is overcome with happiness. Two more times
he asks the frog to marry him and it shrinks another 20
inches. Wonderful, thinks the prince, just once more and
it’ll be perfect.
“Hey froggy, will you marry me?”
By this time the frog is so annoyed with all the pestering
that he shouts back “I’m fed up with telling you, no, no
and no again!”
Dress Code Failure
“I’m sorry you can’t come in here, you have to wear a
tie” said the bouncer at the night-club.
The man goes back to his car but can only find a set of
jump leads.
He slings them round his neck and walks back to the
club.
“Will this do?” he asks.
“OK, but don’t start anything.”
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CINEMA goers: Please have consideration for pirate
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RAPPERS: Avoid having to say ‘know what I’m sayin’ all
the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
DON’T waste money on expensive paper shredders to
avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few
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WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy
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wine before going to bed to remove the stains.
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court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Truprint.
MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel
it up and post it to yourself via Hua Hin Post Office. You
will never see it again.
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