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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
To his credit, the coroner will
apologize to your family, but they’ll be
forced to admit that “Rectum? Damn
thing killed him!” was appropriate
considering the circumstances.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
Love will be everywhere this week,
leaving you nowhere to hide when it gets
violent and ugly the way it always does.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
You’re getting better at figuring out
what your dreams really mean. However,
all that stuff that happens when you’re
awake is still pretty baffling.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
After three exhausting weeks,
you’ll be embarrassed and infuriated to
learn that the Marine Corps motto is not
in fact “Semper Fellatio.”
Contacting AWOL
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
God will sincerely apologize to
the rest of the hemisphere this week, but
explains the snowstorms were the only
way to prevent you from wearing those
awful sandals.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
You’ll finally start to get calls
about that invisible hovercraft you
have for sale when the CIA declassifies
thousands of previously classified ads.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
Travelling the world for five years
certainly taught you things you’d never
have learned otherwise, but you wish
someone had told you the hot dog was on
a string tied to a stick on your hat.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
Birthday parties have been ruined
in some strange ways over the years, but
no one will ever top the sick antics you