AWOL 2014 Issue 288 27th June | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas the visit (PART 2) First this week, a helpful alert from an undercover mole in Hua Hin for those of you who receive the UK State Pension as expats, and as such don’t qualify for the annual increase to your pension. You should receive a tax coding every April from the PAYE folks. It is worth checking your new tax code to make sure that an assumed increase in your State Pension hasn’t been used when calculating the new coding. It appears that mistakes are being made by HM Revenue and Customs (no surprise there then) which could have been going on undetected for years. There are also rumours about moves afoot to try to rectify that con called ‘contracting out of SERPS’ for those in certain mandatory occupational pension schemes. More later if the story unfolds. Now back to the fun we have with our visitors to the Land of Smiles. Last week found my own group of four elderly farang first timers recovering from the effects of travel and tummy bugs in their Hua Hin hotel. Conveniently located as they were next to a farang style general store, a couple of good breakfasting places, and the old Satukharn Square, they began to slowly venture out in search of ‘proper’ food - and Immodium. But with any group of four there are bound to be disagreements and differences in culinary needs. So it was that for the first couple of days they survived on a diet of omelettes, biscuits, and bread and jam. Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) Considerable coaxing was needed for them to overcome their suspicions of all things from the sea, all things accompanied by rice, and all noodle based dishes. Which before Big Mac hit Hua Hin didn’t leave much else. Of course there were very good proper British fish and chips available nearby, the idea of which was greeted perversely with cries of ‘we didn’t come all this way to eat fish and chips!’ Nor did Hua Hins’ selection of Scandinavian, German and Italian cuisine create any interest. It was all just too ‘foreign.’ Somehow we all survived the next two weeks, aided by a trip to the River Kwai, the butterfly farm, and the presence of a hotel pool. But let’s face it, good as it is to have family visit, it can be oh so good when they go home! Some people may be forgiven for feeling pretty much the same way about the retirement of Jeremy Paxman from Newsnight, the TV programme which he has fronted for longer than we care to remember. ‘Paxo’ as he is known certainly showed signs of schadenfreude when interviewing his victims. And that is our word of the week. Although clearly of German origin, with no apparent attempt to anglicize it, ‘schadenfreude’ nevertheless appears in the Oxford English dictionary. It means the pleasure which someone gains from another person’s misfortune. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS A non-profit fellowship of men and women for whom drugs have become a major problem Meetings now in Hua Hin every Sunday at 11.30am and every Thursday at 6pm Contact Add 086 014 7585 Emmanuel K.  090 438 387 Mark 084 314 1928 Disclaimer All articles are published in good faith and based on information available to us at publication. Some articles are satire or ‘spoof’ stories intended as humour. No responsibility is accepted other than that stipulated by law. Although the information in this publication has been obtained from sources believed to be reliable, AWOL cannot guarantee accuracy in all cases. Any opinions expressed are those of the contributor and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher. All materials copyright. All rights reserved and no part of this Dream Guesthouse This advert just 300 baht a week!* *when booked for 13 issues publication may be reproduced in part or in full without the previous written consent of the publisher. Neither can any part be stored in a retrieval situation, nor transmitted by electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or any other means. AWOL is printed by Petchpoom Printing, and we can be contacted on [email protected] or 081 614 8728. Please send any other communications to Mrs Chukamol James, Managing Director, AWOL Co. Ltd., 136/229 Emerald Hill, Soi 6, Mooban Borfai, Hua Hin, Prachuap Kiri Khan, 7110, THAILAND. Join the AWOL forum 17