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Mystery Voices
Bill is sitting alone at a bar enjoying a quiet drink, when
he hears a little, high-pitched voice say “Oh, you’re quite
amazing, you’re really something special.”
Bill wheels round to see where the voice is coming
from, but except for him and the bartender the bar is
completely empty.
A little un-nerved at the experience he decides he must
have been day-dreaming, so decides to occupy his idle
mind with a little flutter on the fruit machine in the
corner. He puts his money in the slot and spins the reels.
Each of the reels clicks to a halt – oranges, cherries,
bananas – no win. Immediately he loses he hears a rough
booming voice – “What a loser! You’ll never win! And
you’re ugly to boot!.”
Again Bill wheels round to locate the source of the
voice, but the bar is still empty except for him and the
bartender.
He decides that the bartender must be playing tricks,
so decides to challenge him – “Hey Buddy! What’s your
game with the voices?.”
“I’m sorry sir” replies the bartender “I don’t know what
you mean, I haven’t spoken a word.”
“Don’t play tricks with me!” storms Bill “One minute
you’re saying nice stuff about me, then shouting abuse!.”
“Ah yes” replies the bartender “that will be the peanuts
and the fruit machine again – they can’t help themselves
I’m afraid.”
“What on earth are you talking about” demands Bill.
“Well sir – the peanuts on the bar are complimentary,
and the fruit machine in the corner is out of order.”
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Lucky Statues
In a park stood two statues, one female and the other
male.
These two statues faced each other for many years. Early
one morning an angel appeared before the statues and
said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues
and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving
you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life.
You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.”
With that command, the statues came to life. The two
statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby
woods, and dove behind a couple of bushes.
The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two
statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the
bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the
statues, “You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like
to continue?”
The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you
want to do it again?”
Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time YOU
hold the pigeon down and I’LL poo on its head.”
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