AWOL 2014 Issue 287 20th June | Page 17

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas the visit As expats living in Thailand, how do you cope with family and friends when they descend on you for a holiday? Especially when they are first time visitors, and even worse when they choose to travel in packs. I have vivid memories of doing the ‘meet and greet’ in the days of Don Muang airport. As the person who is supposed to know anything and everything about your adopted country the burden of responsibility for the health, wellbeing and enjoyment of your visitors can be quite daunting. And after the initial relief of actually locating them at Arrivals and getting the hugs and kisses out of the way comes that moment of truth. When you step out of the airport into 30 or more degrees of heat, plus humidity at saturation point, and watch your guests wilt before your eyes. Only to be restored to something resembling human again once bundled into an air-con taxi en route into Bangkok, where the fun really begins. Because quite naturally first time visitors want to see the sights. They also, depending on age and resilience, need some degree of recovery time from their flight, while you of course are already well adjusted to your time zone of choice. So they disappear to their hotel rooms while you potter around eating, reading the Bangkok Post, e mailing, and generally trying to fill the time until they stir and feel ready to hit the town. To be fair most of my visitors to the Land of Smiles were pretty resilient. And in ones or twos very easy to handle. The obligatory trips to the Grand Palace and Reclining Buddha on their first full day were fine. Using the Skytrain wasn’t a problem. Seeing their reaction to Patpong 1 at night a joy to behold. Chilling out at a quiet little bar in Patpong 2 providing a welcome contrast before a hair raising TukTuk ride back to our hotel. OK - yes I admit to asking the TukTuk drivers to go faster as a special treat. Except for the time when my Mum, two Aunts, plus their elderly friend, arrived to visit en masse. The party of four was never meant to be. It had started as a trip for two - Mum and one Aunt - and for some reason best known to themselves had doubled somewhere Dream Guesthouse Cheap room for rent from just 350 baht 0915094729 Th/Eng 0805626735 Swe/Eng Soi 94 (1st left after 7-11) along the way. After the initial panic of booking extra rooms at the Jed Pee Nong, judged to be both quiet and central enough for farang women of a certain age - the Bangkok end of their trip wasn’t too much of a problem. Until that is they arrived. By this time I had had more than enough of the Grand Palace guided tours, so could be forgiven for packing them off on the obligatory tour plus gem factory with a trusted guide, while I had a much needed massage and facial. Unfortunately it didn’t quite work out like that. By day two one of my visitors had gone down with Bangkok Belly, and had to miss the Grand Palace. Day three was schedule