AWOL 2014 Issue 287 20th June | Page 13

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! Brought to you by The Railway Tavern the moral of the story? I don’t mean to moralise, but I really can’t get too excited about a sporting event where millions have been spent to host it, while so many people live in poverty and squalor, where drug abuse and prostitution are rife and life expectancy is way below what it should be. But enough about the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow - the World Cup’s started! family problems Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Lately, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father’s son, but he was also the son of my wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s grandson. That made me grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father’s wife. I am my stepmother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I am my own grandfather and you think you have family problems. Railway Tavern PUB & CAFE HUA HIN SOI 88 085 429 0378 Motorbikes for Rent Daily, weekly or long term parrot If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time. missionary A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. “Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!” One day the wife of one of the Tribe’s noblemen gives birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary. You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village. Anyone can see what’s going on here!” The missionary replies, “No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion.” The chief pauses for a moment then says, “Tell you what, you don’t say anything about the sheep, I won’t say anything about the white baby.” 13 TK Roadhouse - Khao Takiab Tuesday 24th June – ENGLAND v COSTA RICA Live ON BIG SCREEN Join the build up at 22:00pm to claim your FREE half-time Pie! Monday 14th July, 19:30pm - Monthly 10-Man Brunswick 9 Ball Competition Tuesday 1st July, 19:30pm - Monthly Quiz Night with Quizmaster Steve Open 4pm till late - Every Tuesday is Fajitas Night, 200 Baht - Every Friday is Curry Night, 200 Baht Happy Hour Prices to 7pm Find us almost opposite Smor Resort, if you hit the one way section you have gone too far Call Pla: 082 0