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the moral of the story?
I don’t mean to moralise, but I really can’t get too excited
about a sporting event where millions have been spent
to host it, while so many people live in poverty and
squalor, where drug abuse and prostitution are rife and
life expectancy is way below what it should be.
But enough about the Commonwealth Games in
Glasgow - the World Cup’s started!
family problems
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After
a while one of them said, “You think you have family
problems? Listen to my situation: A few years ago I met
a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got
married. Lately, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my
father became my stepson. Also my wife became
mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son.
This boy was my half brother because he was my father’s
son, but he was also the son of my wife’s daughter which
made him my wife’s grandson. That made me grandfather
of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and
I had a son.
Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law is also the
grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law
of my child, whose stepsister is my father’s wife. I am my
stepmother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s
aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I am my own
grandfather and you think you have family problems.
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parrot
If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help,
they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting
everybody’s time.
missionary
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of
Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the
people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian
values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil of
sexual sin. “Thou must not commit adultery or
fornication!”
One day the wife of one of the Tribe’s noblemen gives
birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the
chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary.
You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a
black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the
only white man who has ever set foot in our village.
Anyone can see what’s going on here!”
The missionary replies, “No, no, my good man. You are
mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a
field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black
one. Nature does this on occasion.”
The chief pauses for a moment then says, “Tell you
what, you don’t say anything about the sheep, I won’t
say anything about the white baby.”
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