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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
This will be a good week to renew
the bonds of friendship, especially the
ones on the nurse you keep chained to
the basement water heater.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
While it’s true that only God can
judge you, it also won’t take Him more
than a couple seconds.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
Your biggest mistake wasn’t
assuming there was some kind of secret to
life. It was assuming that it was the kind
of secret that would make your life better.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
Love has been compared to many,
many things, but thanks to your unique
outsider’s perspective, you’ll be the first
to spot its uncanny resemblance to the
international bauxite market.
Contacting AWOL
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
Although it’s true that violence
never solves anything, it turns out it’s just
fine for a quick temporary fix in many
situations.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
They say that it’s not how well the
bear dances that’s impressive, but that
the bear can dance at all, which is kind
of insulting considering the number of
hours you spent teaching it.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
You’ll come to in a New Orleans
brothel between a dead politician’s
daughter and a duffel bag full of cash, but
unfortunately it’s all easily explained and
is cleared up within minutes.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
Okay, the stars realize that last
week’s prediction of increasingly lower
temperatures may not have been that
impressive, but this week’s incubus
invasion should make up for it.
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