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Blonde In A Sex Shop
This guy just started at his new job, working at a sex
shop.
His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave
for a while, and “can you handle it?” The new employee
is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss’s positive
comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by
himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, “How much for the white dildo?”
He answers, “£25.”
She: “How much for the black one?”
He: “£25 for the black one, £25 for the white one.”
She: “I think I’ll take the black one. I’ve never had a black
one before.” She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks “How
much for the black dildo?”
He: “£25.”
She: “How much for the white one?”
He: “£25 for the white one, £25 for the black one.”
She: “Hmmm…I think I’ll take the white one. I’ve never
had a white one before.” She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in
and asks, “How much are your dildos?”
He: “£25 for the white, £25 for the black.”
She: “Hmmmmm….how much is that tartan one on the
shelf?”
He: “Well, that’s a very special dildo…it’ll cost you £125.”
She thinks for a moment and answers, “I’ll take the
tartan one, I’ve never had a tartan one before.” She pays
him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy’s boss returns and asks, “How did you do
while I was gone?” To which the salesman responded, “I
did really well, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo,
and I sold your thermos flask for £125!”
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Funny Perfume
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They
walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample
bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, “That’s
quite nice, don’t you think, Kathy?”
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, “That is nice. What’s it
called?”
“Viens a moi,” replies Nancy.
“Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?”
At this stage the store clerk offers some help. “Viens a
moi, ladies, means ‘come to me’ in French.”
Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy
again, and remarks, “That doesn’t smell like come to me.
Does that smell like come to you?”
A Husband is Like a Fine Wine
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets
better with age.
The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Don’t Forget Your Glasses
An old married couple stopped at a roadside cafe to have
a cup of tea before resuming their journey.
Thirty minutes later, the man realised he’d left his
glasses on the cafe table, so they had to turn round and
drive back, the woman complaining all the way about
his forgetfulness.
They arrived back at the cafe and as he got out of the
car she said, “While you’re in there, you might as well
get my umbrella too.”
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