AWOL 2014 Issue 286 13th June | Page 13

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! Brought to you by The Railway Tavern Blonde In A Sex Shop This guy just started at his new job, working at a sex shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and “can you handle it?” The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss’s positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, “How much for the white dildo?” He answers, “£25.” She: “How much for the black one?” He: “£25 for the black one, £25 for the white one.” She: “I think I’ll take the black one. I’ve never had a black one before.” She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks “How much for the black dildo?” He: “£25.” She: “How much for the white one?” He: “£25 for the white one, £25 for the black one.” She: “Hmmm…I think I’ll take the white one. I’ve never had a white one before.” She pays him, and off she goes. About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, “How much are your dildos?” He: “£25 for the white, £25 for the black.” She: “Hmmmmm….how much is that tartan one on the shelf?” He: “Well, that’s a very special dildo…it’ll cost you £125.” She thinks for a moment and answers, “I’ll take the tartan one, I’ve never had a tartan one before.” She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guy’s boss returns and asks, “How did you do while I was gone?” To which the salesman responded, “I did really well, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos flask for £125!” Railway Tavern PUB & CAFE HUA HIN SOI 88 085 429 0378 Motorbikes for Rent Daily, weekly or long term Funny Perfume Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, “That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Kathy?” Kathy takes a sniff and replies, “That is nice. What’s it called?” “Viens a moi,” replies Nancy. “Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?” At this stage the store clerk offers some help. “Viens a moi, ladies, means ‘come to me’ in French.” Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks, “That doesn’t smell like come to me. Does that smell like come to you?” A Husband is Like a Fine Wine I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Don’t Forget Your Glasses An old married couple stopped at a roadside cafe to have a cup of tea before resuming their journey. Thirty minutes later, the man realised he’d left his glasses on the cafe table, so they had to turn round and drive back, the woman complaining all the way about his forgetfulness. They arrived back at the cafe and as he got out of the car she said, “While you’re in there, you might as well get my umbrella too.” TK Roadhouse - Khao Takiab Sunday 15th June – ENGLAND v ITALY Live Free Half Time Bacon Butty, Big Screen Projector, Match Re-Run at 20:00pm Monday 16th June, 19:30pm - Monthly 10-Man Brunswick 9 Ball Competition Tuesday 1st July, 19:30pm - Monthly Quiz Night with Quizmaster Steve Open 4pm till late - Every Tuesday is Fajitas Night, 200 Baht - Every Friday is Curry Night, 200 Baht Happy Hour Prices to 7pm Find us almost opposite Smor Resort, if you hit the one way section you have gone too far Call Pla: 082 003 8702 www.tkroadhouse.com Join the AWOL forum 13