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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Sometimes you just have to sit
back and laugh at the hilarity of it all,
but sometime’s it’s better to actually help
people out of the burning building.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
Although you are firmly convinced
there are some things that mankind was
just not meant to know, you’re not exactly
sure how you’re supposed to be able to
tell what they are.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
Someday in the future, long
after you’ve died and passed from living
memory, really won’t be that long from
now.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
Your excitement at winning a trip
to the big city will be painful to watch
for all those who know what happened
to the other pretty Ukrainian teens who
entered the contest.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
You will be celebrated and vilified
in equal measure when you scientifically
determine the exact point when a cute
kitten becomes a full-grown cat and
starts to suck.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
You’ve always thought that blimps
were kind of relaxing, but that was before
the long, drawn-out, almost boring horror
of a three-hour accident.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
Trouble arises at work when, after
overhearing you say that Lincoln freed
the slaves, your boss whips you, chains
you to the drill press, and remarks that
Lincoln was a long way from Shenzhen.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
The supposedly open-minded
residents of your hometown will shun you
for sleeping with white women, especially
when they find out you’re using leadbased paint to get them that way.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
You’ll find it difficult to express
your pride when the local nursing college
lists your “activities” as the reason
enrollment is down.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
While it’s true that a lot of music
contains sexual innuendo, you’re pretty
much alone in thinking that Beethoven’s
Fifth has an undeniable copulatory
rhythm.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
You’ve always believed that you’ve
left your lovers happy, satisfied, and
thinking fondly of you, but their plaintive
oinking and squealing would seem to
suggest otherwise.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
You awoke this morning a carefree
young man, but due to cosmic events
beyond your control, you’ll