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THE SCENT OF AN OLD WOMAN
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel’s elevator. On the
second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly
says to the old lady, “Georgio, $100 an ounce.”
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on
and says, “Chanel, $150 an ounce.”
The old lady’s floor approaches and as the doors open,
she bends over, farts and says, “Broccoli, 49 cents a
pound.”
WISE OLD MAN
A retired man moves near a junior high school. He
spends the first few weeks of retirement in peace and
quiet. However, when a new school year begins, three
young boys beat on every trash can they encounter
every day on their way home from school.
Finally, the man decides to take action and walks out
to meet the boys. He says, “You kids are a lot of fun. I’ll
give you each a dollar if you’ll promise to come around
every day and do your thing.” The kids continue to do a
bang-up job on the trashcans.
After a few days, the man tells the kids, “This recession’s
really putting a big dent in my income. From now on, I’ll
only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans.” The
noisemakers are displeased, but they accept his offer.
A few days later, the retiree approaches them again.
“Look,” he says, “I haven’t received my Social Security
check yet, so I’m not going to be able to pay more than
25 cents. Will that be OK?”
“A freakin’ quarter?” the drum leader exclaims. “If you
think we’re going to waste our time beating these cans
around for a quarter, you’re nuts. We quit.”
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WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house.
One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the
bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?”
The husband looked at his wife and said, “What do I look
like -- Mr. Plumber?”
A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor.
“Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery.
Could you change it for me?”
“What do I look like -- Richard Hammond?”
A couple weeks later, the wife found a leak in the roof.
“Honey, there’s a leak on the roof. Can you please fix it?”
“What do I look like -- Bob The Builder?” He sat down
with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One rainy weekend, the husband realized the leak on the
roof was gone. He went to the bathroom and found that
the pipe behind the sink wasn’t leaking anymore either.
When his wife returned home, the husband asked,
“Honey, how come there aren’t any more leaks and the
car’s running?”
She replied nonchalantly, “Oh, the other day I ran into
one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He
came over and fixed everything.
“Wow, did he charge us anything?”
“No, he said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake
or had sex with him.”
“Cool. What kind of cake did you make?”
“Cake? What the hell do I look like -- Delia Smith?”
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