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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
You thought there was nothing
in life that the music of Al Green
couldn’t fix, but then you found out about
reactor meltdowns, crop failure, and
cardiac embolisms.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
You will soon get a nicer job
selling higher-quality sweatpants
to a somewhat better class of people.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
This will be a week of surprise
after surprise, which will become
tiresome after a few hours, terrifying after
a few days, and unspeakable after that.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
Applying tactics found in classic
American folktales to your
problems seemed like a good idea, but it
turns out collection agencies have gotten
wise to the old Tar Baby trick.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
You’ll try to set the world afire
with the unbridled passion of your
incandescent prose, but fail so badly
you’re hailed as the next John Updike.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
In the end, you won’t wish you’d
done anything differently; you’ll
just wish you hadn’t had to do anything.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
You thought having a cat would be
fun, but it’s been 10 days and it
hasn’t even gotten itself anything to eat
yet.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
Love ends, sometimes bit by bit,
sometimes suddenly, but it does
end. That said, it’s unusual for it to jump
off a bridge like that.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
Mercury rising in your sign
indicates that things are getting
hotter, as the mercury has expanded,
causing it to rise up the thermometer.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
Don’t let people tell you that you
can’t be anything you want in life.
Surgical techniques and gene-grafting
will soon allow anyone to assume giraffe
form.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
Somehow you always thou