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Yaya Toure hands in transfer request after Man City fail to compliment new jacket
london, england
Manchester City midfielder Yaya Toure
has handed in a transfer request after
club officials failed to compliment him
on his new jacket.
Toure claims to have spent hours looking
for a new jacket, only to find that the
club’s billionaire owners didn’t care
enough about him to tell him how great
he looked when wearing it.
His agent Dimitry Seluk explained, “This
is Yaya Toure we’re talking about, not
some youth team player. He deserves to
have his fashion choices recognised like
the grown adult he is.”
“Did you know that when Roberto Carlos
got a new haircut the owners of his club
Anzhi sent him a text message to say he
looked amazing? And they sent him a
Left: Man City’s midfield dynamo YaYa Toure
wants to leave the club after a ‘series of
snubs’ by the club.
lifetime supply of hair gel.”
“We’re not saying Yaya wanted a text, but
some sort of acknowledgement of how he
looks would have been nice. Especially
after all the effort he went to in spending
0.000001% of his wages on the jacket.”
City fans have reacted with anger at the
club’s lack of concern for the fashion
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decisions of its star player.
Fan Simon Williams told us, “I’m season
ticket holder of however many years it’s
been since we got good, and I cannot
believe the terrible behaviour of the club
in this matter.”
“It’s like they actually want him to leave!”
However fans of other clubs have reacted
with surprise that something so trivial is
a story in the first place.
As one explained. “A grown man paid
over £200,000 a week is upset because he
didn’t get a compliment from his boss?
This is a joke, right?”
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