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EFFICIENCY EXPERT
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note
of caution. ‘’You don’t want to try these techniques at
home.’’
‘’Why not?’’ asked someone from the back of the
audience.
‘’I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,’’
the expert explained. ‘’She made lots of trips to the
refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying
just a single item at a time. ‘Hon,’ I suggested, ‘Why don’t
you try carrying several things at once?’’’
The voice from the back asked, ‘’Did it save time?’’
The expert replied, ‘’Actually, yes. It used to take her 20
minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven.’’’
SNOW PARKING
Harry and Martha drank their coffee as they listened to
the morning weather report.
“There will be three to five inches of snow today. You
must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the
street.”
Harry got up from his coffee to move the car.
Two days later, they sat down with their cup of coffee
and listened the weather forecast.
“There will be two to four inches of snow today. You
must park your cars on the even-numbered side of the
street.”
Harry got up from his coffee to move the car.
Three days later, they tuned in to the weather report.
“There will be six to eight inches of snow today. You
must park your cars on the... .” The power went off.
He said to Martha, “What am I going to do now?”
Martha said, “Just leave the car in the garage.”
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SISTER ANNE’S REWARD
Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Anne
noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against a
lamppost below.
Quickly she wrote, “Don’t despair, Sister Anne” on a
piece of paper, wrapped a $10 bill in it and dropped it
out the window.
The stranger picked it up and, with a puzzled expression
and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
The next day Sister Anne was told that a man was at the
door, insisting on seeing her. She went down and found
the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a
roll of bills.
“What’s this?” she asked.
“That’s the $60 bucks you won. Don’t Despair paid five
to one!”
HONEYMOON
An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th
anniversary in the same hotel and city where they spent
their honeymoon. Before the act, he excused himself
and went to loo and after a while came out laughing
loudly.
‘’On our first night,” the woman said, “you did the same
thing and came out laughing. At the time, I was too
embarrassed to ask what you were laughing about. Can
you explain?”
‘’On that night while urinating, I made the ceiling wet.
Today my shoes are wet.”
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