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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
You’ll realize that you hallucinated
that everyone was wearing
business casual all weekend, which
explains why Hallowe’en was so awkward
this year.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
Romance will once again pass
you by when the love of your life
decides to go with a person who makes
better mixtapes.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
You will get a reasonably good deal
on a necessary household item,
which is frankly more than an asshole
like you deserves.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
After taxes, overhead, and legal
fees, that million-dollar idea
you’ve been working on for years will
wind up costing you several thousand
dollars.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
You’ll finally realize a dream
you’ve had since childhood when
a huge scary monster comes out from
under your bed and eats you all up.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
The reason for your recent crises
of conscience becomes clear this
week when you realize the angel from
your right shoulder and the devil from
your left have been sleeping together for
a year now.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
Next week won’t be the best you’ve
ever had, but it will advance
medical understanding of genital
implosion by leaps and bounds.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
A good friend will be a pillar of
strength and selflessly support
you in a harrowing crisis. Show your
appreciation by sending them a note that
says “Thanks for your support.”
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
You’ll continue to get away
with your horrendous crimes
against humanity without suffering
consequences, although they will
eventually get you for the tax evasion.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
You won’t be absolutely certain
you like the changes in yourself,
especially as you’ll appeal to a whole new
group of people, after they make a 12”
dance remix of you.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
There’s nothing wrong with being
a belt-and-suspenders-type, but
you should probably reconsider being a
leather-shorts-and-no-shirt type as well.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
The FDA will realize their mistake
too late to prevent your death
after they accidentally name you as part
of a complete breakfast.
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