AWOL 2014 Issue 283 23rd May | Page 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Soi 94 Indian restaurant Curries from only 75 baht Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You’ll realize that you hallucinated that everyone was wearing business casual all weekend, which explains why Hallowe’en was so awkward this year. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Romance will once again pass you by when the love of your life decides to go with a person who makes better mixtapes. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 You will get a reasonably good deal on a necessary household item, which is frankly more than an asshole like you deserves. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 After taxes, overhead, and legal fees, that million-dollar idea you’ve been working on for years will wind up costing you several thousand dollars. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 You’ll finally realize a dream you’ve had since childhood when a huge scary monster comes out from under your bed and eats you all up. Gemini May 22 – June 21 The reason for your recent crises of conscience becomes clear this week when you realize the angel from your right shoulder and the devil from your left have been sleeping together for a year now. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Next week won’t be the best you’ve ever had, but it will advance medical understanding of genital implosion by leaps and bounds. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 A good friend will be a pillar of strength and selflessly support you in a harrowing crisis. Show your appreciation by sending them a note that says “Thanks for your support.” Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 You’ll continue to get away with your horrendous crimes against humanity without suffering consequences, although they will eventually get you for the tax evasion. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 You won’t be absolutely certain you like the changes in yourself, especially as you’ll appeal to a whole new group of people, after they make a 12” dance remix of you. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 There’s nothing wrong with being a belt-and-suspenders-type, but you should probably reconsider being a leather-shorts-and-no-shirt type as well. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 The FDA will realize their mistake too late to prevent your death after they accidentally name you as part of a complete breakfast. THE AWOL FORUM www.awolonline.net/forum Games, discussions, jokes, videos, information, sports, local and international topics and more Join up, log in and tell us what you think! Register and log in with Facebook and Twitter or create a unique AWOL account free 032 516587 Open 2 close 10 pm Best Margaritas In Town Authentic American BBQ & Tex Mex Known for Our Steaks and Chops Thai Food, Burgers & Sandwiches 250/133 Soi 90 Best Chili in Town Hua