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fair play?
Man City to pay UEFA fine after quick look down back of stadium sofa
manchester, england
The billionaire owners of Manchester City
have raised the £50m needed for their UEFA
fine after a quick rummage down the back of
their sofa.
The fine comes after they breached financial
fair play rules, by exploiting their massive
wealth to gain a competitive advantage in
domestic and european competition.
However club officials have said that they will
pay the UEFA fine for exploiting their massive
wealth by exploiting their massive wealth.
A spokesperson for the club explained, “£50m
doesn’t buy you much these days – it’s barely
two Marouane Fellainis – so raising that
amount of money isn’t an issue.”
“Our Chairman, Khaldoon Al Mubarak, sent
a suit to the dry cleaners with £11m in the
pocket just last week, and this morning we
found another £35m that had fallen down the
back of the sofa in the boardroom.”
“The players dropped the remaining four
million in the changing rooms before training
this morning, so we’re all set.”
“Do you think UEFA would prefer a jar of coins,
or a cheque?”
Supporters of other clubs have que