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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Before making any important
business decisions next week, ask
yourself if you’re using the same decisionmaking criteria that sent you to prison.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
You’ll undergo the kind of stress
that would break a lesser woman
and which will cause whatever kind of
woman you are to shatter into a coarse
powder.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
Your dreams will all come true next
week, including the ones you have
thus far mercifully forgotten on waking.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
An in-depth study will reveal
that, contrary to popular belief,
bedbugs are great and you are the
problem.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
You’ll once again get into a public
shouting match at an upscale
bistro over what is and is not in fact
gangsta.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
Somehow it just seems unfair that
several famous people will make
hundreds of dollars after picking you for
next week’s Mundane Individual Dead
Pool.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
Nothing of note will happen to you
this week, as the dozens of people
you’ll tell about it will be able to attest.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
Venus rising in your sign this week
sounds like a welcome harbinger
of romantic good tidings but the Zodiac
assures you it’s merely decorative.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
The largest meteorite ever to hit
a person was about 45 pounds,
making you a posthumous shoo-in for the
record next Wednesday.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
The universal red shift indicates
that the stars are flying away from
us at astounding velocities. Perhaps it is
more accurate to say “from you.”
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
The stars are tired of politely
nodding when you say you’re
single because you’re “too picky.” Put
down the fork and pick up the soap,
dammit.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
They say God never gives us more
than we can handle, which must
mean He knows a way you can handle
a swarm of hyperagressive Africanized
bees.
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