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The Railway Tavern
on her majesty’s secret service
James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and
then casually looks at his watch.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running
late?”
“No,” he replies, “Q has just given me this state-of-the-art
watch. I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “State-of-the-art watch?
What is so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically,” Bond
explains.
“So what’s it telling you now?” says the woman.
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties,” Bond
replies.
The woman giggles and says, “Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, “Bloody thing’s
an hour fast.”
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whales
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very
large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah’..
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him’.
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