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One day Paddy goes into a chemist shop - reaches into
his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle
and a teaspoon.
He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it
to the chemist.
“Could you taste this for me, please?”
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth,
swills the liquid around and swallows it.
“Does that taste sweet to you?” says Paddy.
“No, not at all,” says the chemist.
“Oh that’s a relief,” says Paddy.
“The doctor told me to come here and get my urine
tested for sugar.”
david moyes
The UKIP have reportedly approached David Moyes
about succeeding Nigel Farage as party leader.
infidelity
I caught my mate’s fiancee shagging another man.
He installs his first dish next Monday!
I would tell him but his wedding is going to have an
open bar.
marriage (thanks to David)
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always
right, and the other is a husband.
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They are said to be very impressed with how Moyes got
out of Europe.
Since being sacked by Manchester United David Moyes
has wasted no time and got a job with Sky,
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