AWOL 2014 Issue 280 2nd May | Page 13

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! Brought to you by The Railway Tavern Railway Tavern PUB & CAFE HUA HIN SOI 88 085 429 0378 life One day Paddy goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. “Could you taste this for me, please?” The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. “Does that taste sweet to you?” says Paddy. “No, not at all,” says the chemist. “Oh that’s a relief,” says Paddy. “The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.” david moyes The UKIP have reportedly approached David Moyes about succeeding Nigel Farage as party leader. infidelity I caught my mate’s fiancee shagging another man. He installs his first dish next Monday! I would tell him but his wedding is going to have an open bar. marriage (thanks to David) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. Motorbikes for Rent Daily, weekly or long term They are said to be very impressed with how Moyes got out of Europe. Since being sacked by Manchester United David Moyes has wasted no time and got a job with Sky, RELAX AND WATCH THE WORLD GO BY AT Tel. 080 279 0835 Large comfortable bar on Soi Selekam 80 sq.m outdoor covered terrace Open 2pm ‘til Late every day 8’ Pool Table Three Big Screen TVs showing Live Sports including English Premier League football Join the AWOL forum 13