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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
It turns out that it’s neither the
size of the wave nor the motion
of the ocean that really matters, but the
length and girth of your member.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
You’ll realize too late that there’s
more to life than eating instant
mashed potatoes and drinking root beer
while the kiddie pool you’re laying in
slowly fills up with your excrement.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
You’ll learn that there are some
things that money can’t buy.
For instance, with your record, you’re
forbidden from approaching close enough
to purchase girl scout cookies.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
You will be torn between two
equally worthy suitors, one who is
kind, selfless, outgoing, supportive, and
loving, and one who is attractive.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
While it is true that all-knowing
God sees every sparrow that falls,
He finds it a lot more amusing to watch
you tumble down the stairs a couple
times a week.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
They say that knowing is half the
battle, but they never talk about
how the other half is tactical deployment
and careful use of grenades.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
Your self-destructive behaviour is
beginning to get out of control,
which is mostly notable due to how long
you were able to control your behaviour
while destroying yourself.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
You’ll be pleased to find that
science has long since achieved
your dream of creating a smaller, cuddlier,
domesticated version of the tiger.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
Scientists will announce the
discovery of sunspots spelling out
your name this week just to see if they
can get you to stare at the sun all day.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
The natives will shrink in terror
when you demonstrate your
lighter, as even they know that smoking
is not at all good for you.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
Losing weight will improve your
performance in all areas of life,
but bolting on new shock absorbers is
painful and counterproductive.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
You’ll learn too late that while it
may be easy and even justifiable
to ridicule the French, they take their
full-contact judo very seriously.
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