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life
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all
day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who
comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years.”
The dog said, “That’s a long time to bark. How about only
ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”
And God saw it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said,
“Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For
this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.”
The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give
you back ten like the dog did?”
And God, again saw it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, “You
must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a
life span of sixty years.”
The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life. How about
twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”
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And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, “Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give
you twenty years.”
But the human said, “Only twenty years? Could you
possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave
back; that makes eighty, okay?”
“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave
in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years,
we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And
for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark
at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
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