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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
While you’re often disgusted by
the shallowness and ignorance
you see all around you, you have to admit
it’s made it easy for you to get dates.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
The King’s men part you can
understand, but you’ve never
really comprehended how all the King’s
horses were supposed to help.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
While it may be true that the
Emperor has no clothes, you have
to admit that if you were the Emperor,
you’d walk around naked too.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
A messenger from the Lord will
appear to you in glory this this
week and in a voice that shakes mountains
and shivers oceans, announces price
hikes on all divine services.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
Mars and Venus will both appear
in your sign this week, as will
Zach Galifinakis, who is apparently in
everything these days.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
When the moment of truth you’ve
been praying for all these years
will finally arrives, you’ll reject it out of
hand rather than admit that it’s all been
the cat’s fault.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
While you’ve always had good luck
at work while operating on the
buddy system, next week’s attempt to
use only sign language will be a complete
disaster.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
While you’re starting to think that
your problem is that you’re too “in
your head,” it’s actually a rare species of
cranial tapeworm.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
Your attempt to achieve fame no
matter what the cost in blood
will fail, although the stories of the
What’s-His-Name Killer will be told for
generations.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
Although they say it’s not over until
the fat lady sings, increasingly
unrealistic body image standards mean
it’s now over during vocalization by any
female over 135 pounds.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
You’ll be trapped in a paralyzing
dilemma that can only be solved
if you learn something new or have an
original thought of your own.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
This is a good time to make
aggressive moves in your
romantic life, but not so aggressive that
you actually cause yourself physical harm
with the Fleshlight.
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