AWOL 2014 Issue 279 25th April | Page 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Soi 94 Indian restaurant Curries from only 75 baht Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 While you’re often disgusted by the shallowness and ignorance you see all around you, you have to admit it’s made it easy for you to get dates. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 The King’s men part you can understand, but you’ve never really comprehended how all the King’s horses were supposed to help. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 While it may be true that the Emperor has no clothes, you have to admit that if you were the Emperor, you’d walk around naked too. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 A messenger from the Lord will appear to you in glory this this week and in a voice that shakes mountains and shivers oceans, announces price hikes on all divine services. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Mars and Venus will both appear in your sign this week, as will Zach Galifinakis, who is apparently in everything these days. Gemini May 22 – June 21 When the moment of truth you’ve been praying for all these years will finally arrives, you’ll reject it out of hand rather than admit that it’s all been the cat’s fault. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 While you’ve always had good luck at work while operating on the buddy system, next week’s attempt to use only sign language will be a complete disaster. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 While you’re starting to think that your problem is that you’re too “in your head,” it’s actually a rare species of cranial tapeworm. Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 Your attempt to achieve fame no matter what the cost in blood will fail, although the stories of the What’s-His-Name Killer will be told for generations. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Although they say it’s not over until the fat lady sings, increasingly unrealistic body image standards mean it’s now over during vocalization by any female over 135 pounds. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 You’ll be trapped in a paralyzing dilemma that can only be solved if you learn something new or have an original thought of your own. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 This is a good time to make aggressive moves in your romantic life, but not so aggressive that you actually cause yourself physical harm with the Fleshlight. THE AWOL FORUM www.awolonline.net/forum Games, discussions, jokes, videos, information, sports, local and international topics and more Join up, log in and tell us what you think! Register and log in with Facebook and Twitter or create a unique AWOL account free Open 2 close 10 pm Happy Hour 2 to 5 pm Best Margaritas In Town Authentic American BBQ & Tex Mex Known for Our Steaks and Chops Thai Food, Burgers & Sandwiches 250/133 Soi 90 Best Chili in Town Hua Hin Check our Website for Monthly and www.terrace90.com Our Black Boards for Daily Specials e mail [email protected] Sunday Is Steak/Chops Promotion Night 032 516587 Join the AWOL forum 11