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norway Fisherman finds large red dildo in cod he
has just caught
A fisherman was baffled after he found a massive dildo
inside a cod he had just caught. Bjoern Frilund, 64, was
pleased to have reeled in the six kilogram fish while on a
boat near Eidsbygda, in Norway. But his happiness soon
turned to dread when he inspected the cod further and
saw it contained a large red vibrator.
‘I was astonished. I had never seen anything like this
before,’ he told The Local. ‘We have a kind of multicoloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought
this was one of these and ate it.’
china Why you should never insert a skipping rope
in your urethra for sexual pleasure (if it wasn’t already
obvious)
If inserting a skipping rope in your urethra for sexual
pleasure sounds like a bad idea, that’s because it is. A
middle-aged man in China came a cropper when he used
the 1m long and 4.4mm thick green rope as a bizarre sex
toy, according to newspaper reports. He was forced to
go to the doctors with his tail between his legs after the
rope became stuck and it became painful to urinate, the
Sanxia Business Daily reports. The man, in his 40s, was
reportedly unable to pull out the rope, which had four
knots and dangled 10cm out of his urethral opening.
He underwent emergency surgery to have the it removed
from his bladder and urethra, according to the report
later picked up by the Shanghai Daily.
A doctor, named as Dr Dong by the Sanxia Business Daily,
said the knots made the surgery more complicated and
that forcefully pulling it out would have led to serious
bleeding and a possible infection. Another dumbfounded
doctor at the hospital said that the man’s bizarre actions
were ‘ridiculous’.
italy Italian man jailed for being ‘too good at sex’
An Italian man named Romeo has reportedly been jailed
after his noisy lovemaking kept his neighbours awake
at night. Romeo Artemio Lori was given a six month jail
sentence after at least 12 neighbours complained about
his girlfriend’s loud moaning, the Mirror reports.
The 42-year-old told a judge he was being punished
for ‘being too good at sex’, according to the report.
Neighbours claimed that Romeo ‘terrorised’ them with
his sex sessions which could go on for more than an
hour in Vigodarzere, Padua. Mr Lori plans to appea