AWOL 2014 Issue 278 18th April | Page 5

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week weird NEWS norway Fisherman finds large red dildo in cod he has just caught A fisherman was baffled after he found a massive dildo inside a cod he had just caught. Bjoern Frilund, 64, was pleased to have reeled in the six kilogram fish while on a boat near Eidsbygda, in Norway. But his happiness soon turned to dread when he inspected the cod further and saw it contained a large red vibrator. ‘I was astonished. I had never seen anything like this before,’ he told The Local. ‘We have a kind of multicoloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it.’ china Why you should never insert a skipping rope in your urethra for sexual pleasure (if it wasn’t already obvious) If inserting a skipping rope in your urethra for sexual pleasure sounds like a bad idea, that’s because it is. A middle-aged man in China came a cropper when he used the 1m long and 4.4mm thick green rope as a bizarre sex toy, according to newspaper reports. He was forced to go to the doctors with his tail between his legs after the rope became stuck and it became painful to urinate, the Sanxia Business Daily reports. The man, in his 40s, was reportedly unable to pull out the rope, which had four knots and dangled 10cm out of his urethral opening. He underwent emergency surgery to have the it removed from his bladder and urethra, according to the report later picked up by the Shanghai Daily. A doctor, named as Dr Dong by the Sanxia Business Daily, said the knots made the surgery more complicated and that forcefully pulling it out would have led to serious bleeding and a possible infection. Another dumbfounded doctor at the hospital said that the man’s bizarre actions were ‘ridiculous’. italy Italian man jailed for being ‘too good at sex’ An Italian man named Romeo has reportedly been jailed after his noisy lovemaking kept his neighbours awake at night. Romeo Artemio Lori was given a six month jail sentence after at least 12 neighbours complained about his girlfriend’s loud moaning, the Mirror reports. The 42-year-old told a judge he was being punished for ‘being too good at sex’, according to the report. Neighbours claimed that Romeo ‘terrorised’ them with his sex sessions which could go on for more than an hour in Vigodarzere, Padua. Mr Lori plans to appea