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near death
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken
to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death
experience.. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and
8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a
tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair
colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much
more time to live, she figured she might as well make
the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,
she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you
said I had another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from
out of the path of the ambulance?”
God replied: “ I didn’t recognize you.”
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unstable
During his trial, Oscar Pistorius has appeared somewhat
unstable.
But a couple of beer mats have done the trick.
new phone
Bought a new phone yesterday, made in Malaysia, put
it in flight mode and now I can’t find the bloody thing.
peaches geldof
Apparently, a carton of cream was found next to Peaches,
prompting the police to believe that it is possible that
she topped herself.
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