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papal shower
The Pope was having a shower. Although normally very
strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to
exercise the Papal wrist, and this happened to be one
of those occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a
photographer taking a picture of his Holyness in the act.
‘Hold on a minute! ‘, said the Pope, ‘You can’t do that,
you’ll destroy the reputation of the Church!’
‘This is my lottery win,’ said the photographer, ‘I’ll be
financially secure for life with these photos!’ So, the
Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer,
and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a
figure of $2,000,000.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the
images on the camera. Along the vast Vatican hallways,
he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera
and said, ‘That looks like a really expensive digital SLR
camera, how much did it cost you?’
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, ‘Two million
dollars.’
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‘TWO MILLION DOLLARS!’, replied the astonished and
incredulous housekeeper, ‘Somebody saw you coming!’
politically correct
As it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any
one racial or ethnic minority, try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a
Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank,
an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a
Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn,
a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb,
a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian,
an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist
and an African went to a night club.
The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a
Thai. “
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