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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
The men in lab coats will
make another silent midnight
appearance in your bedroom, but don’t
worry—they won’t bring in bedbugs.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
Doors will swing open for you
in a way they haven’t in years,
rekindling that creepy door fetish you
had in college.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
Oh, man, next week is going to
be really something for you. No
kidding. Seriously, it’s a shame you have
no way of knowing what’s about to happen.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
Fate will give you a lot to do next
week, and you had better do
exactly as you are told or Fate will start
executing hostages.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
This is a good time to make
aggressive moves at work, as when
the global economy crashes back to the
Stone Age on Tuesday no one will miss a
few pens.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
Since it hates its job barfing out
your future, Gemini is going to call
it a day and go down to the bar and get
drunk with the other constellations.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
Yes, please, by all means, make
some sort of joke about cancer
being a disease. Never heard that one
before. In any case, you’re not winning
the lottery this week.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
You’ll slowly become the person
you hate—the person who is so
afraid of dirty toilet seats that she squats
in terror above them to pee, creating the
very situation she is trying to avoid.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
You will be jolted as if hit by a
brick when receiving bad news
next week, but only partially because it
arrives wrapped around a thrown brick.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
You will soon open your Twelfth
House of Secrets to your
coworkers, which unfortunately means
you will need to seek a Second House of
Employment.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
If you hope for a baby, Jupiter
rising in your sign may help, but
be aware that he isn’t the magazine-andturkey-baster kind of guy.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
Romance will finally come to you,
get annoyed when you won’t shut
up about yourself, and be completely
turned off when you ask, “Where’s the
party at?”
please note
There will be no AWOL
next week (11th April)
due to the
Songkran holiday
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