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Entire Chelsea team not sent off by mistake
london, england
REFEREE Andre Marriner has been criticised
for failing to dismiss players despite TV
replays showing them wearing Chelsea shirts.
The referee of Saturday’s match against
Chelsea allowed John Terry to remain on the
pitch in the face of overwhelming evidence
that he was, and continues to be, John Terry.
Midfielder Eden Hazard could even be heard
remonstrating with the referee, saying “Look
at what I’m wearing, I know what I am.”
Onlooker Joanna Kramer said: “The crowd
was dumbfounded at the sheer idiotic risk
of allowing players wearing Chelsea shirts to
play a full 90 minutes of football.
“At the very least Samuel Eto’o should have
been given a red card, because it was obvious
to everyone he needed a good sit-down to
catch his breath. And maybe a cup of tea and
Left: Marriner realises he didn’t send off a
single Chelsea player in his last match
a Bourbon.”
Andre Marriner said: “Improbable as it
seems, there’s actually nothing in the FA’s
rules prohibiting a club from being Chelsea.
“Obviously high-level discussions are in
progress to rectify that, and by next season
we hope to have technology in place that will
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detect and nullify Chelsea players before they
even reach the pitch.”
Arsene Wenger said: “If only league titles were
awarded on the basis of moral superiority.
“Still, at least they didn’t shame the whole of
English football by playing Ashley Cole.”
Meanwhile it is being reported that Roman
Abramovich has annexed Fulham and held a
snap referendum of the players on whether
they want to become part of Chelsea, with an
apparent 97% voting yes.
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