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The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again
invited readers to take any word from the dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter,
and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which
renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite
period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an
a**sehole.
3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people
that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone
layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down
in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for
the purpose of getting laid
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic
wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
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9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are
running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending
off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the
Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through
the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed
after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that
gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and
cannot be cast out.
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