AWOL 2014 Issue 276 28th March | Página 11

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week s&S Soi 94 Indian restaurant Curries from only 75 baht Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Although most of the jabs at your mother’s weight are obvious hyperbole, even you will admit that she has a propensity to sit around the house. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 You will be assured that a certain item is made with the same quality and care as certain other items, but you will have reason to believe this is not the case. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 They laughed at you for keeping condoms in your wallet “just in case,” but never as hard as they will this week. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 A neighbour will approach you under the guise of borrowing a cup of sugar. Provide them with sugar, but be prepared for more to be revealed in the fulness of time. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 You will get a haircut this week. However, when people ask if you have gotten a haircut, you will enigmatically say “Yes, I got them all cut.” Gemini May 22 – June 21 The angels do in fact hear your prayers. In fact, they record them and play them back for fun at their laughter-filled angel parties. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 You’ll finally stumble upon a copy of the secret book of the Jews only to find bears an uncanny similarity to the first few chapters of the Bible. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 When your life’s work is utterly destroyed in the blink of an eye , you will finally learn once and for all to save before the boss fights. 032 516587 www.terrace90.com e mail [email protected] 250/133 Soi 90 Hua Hin Authentic American BBQ & Tex-Mex Homemade Breads and Desserts from Our Bakery Great Steaks and Chops Thai Food Best Margaritas West of California Every Day Reasonable Prices 11am - 11pm Last order 10:30pm From 1st April Open 2pm Last order 9:30pm Virgo Aug 23 – Sep