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Arsene Wenger welcomes opportunity to focus on domestic excuses
london, england
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has
welcomed his team’s exit from the Champions
League, insisting it will give him and his team
time to focus on excuses for their ongoing
domestic failure.
After an aggregate 3-1 defeat to current
holders Bayern Munich, Arsenal are now left
to focus on failing dismally in the premier
league and FA Cup.
Arsene Wenger told a press conference at the
Emirates stadium, “Fighting for abject failure
on all fronts is simply not possible, as we have
seen last night.”
“Now is the time to regroup, look at ourselves
in the mirror and prepare the excuses we
will all hide behind when we end the season
trophyless. In the FA Cup we are one of four
teams that can win it, with Wigan, Hull and
Left: Wenger wonders if he can blame this
season’s failure on a dose of the trots
Sheffield United – so this can only end really
badly for us. I have a laminated injury list for
you all to take away with you, which I’d like
you to lead with when we get knocked out.”
With fans expecting a capitulation in the
FA Cup and premier league over the coming
weeks, many have said it’s nice to have
excuses still in reserve as the season reaches
mid-March.
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Season ticket holder Simon Williams told
us, “Normally the league doesn’t require an
excuse, as we’re nowhere near from before
Christmas, but this year not winning it will
mean we have to line up all sorts of excuses
– and that’s progress.”
“Sure, we’ll end up with an empty trophy
cabinet again come May, but we’ll have plenty
of sob stories to fall back on.”
“And at the end of the day, at least we’re not
Man City.”
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