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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
After becoming a routine victim
of bedbugs, you’ll make history
as the world’s first victim of chair-, wall-,
and all-over-the-catbugs.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
It comes down to whether or not
you can play an instrument or
drive stick, but no, you won’t get the girl
this time, either.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
You’ve always said that if you were
king, you’d make college free,
but there won’t be time between your
coronation, the palace coup, and the
beheading.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
Your daughter’s memory will
still haunt your dreams, but it’s
a welcome change from all the relived
failures and sweaty former scoutmasters.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
Just when you thought it couldn’t
possibly get any worse, the stars
confirm that you are correct and it is
pretty much as bad as possible.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
The clown car may be an
overworked reference, but the
doctors can think of no better way to
describe the constant stream of clowns
issuing from your abdominal cavity.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
Ultimately there will be nothing
your friends can do for you,
putting you in the position of having to
find more competent friends.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
The stars say that this week
will be a time of reflective
contemplation, so postpone your plans to
rollerskate around naked except for the
gas mask.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
Just when all hope is gone, you will
find a secret stash of Oreos that
actually makes up for quite a lot.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
You’re through giving advice to
people, to the vast relief of the
park rangers tasked with pulling their
charred husks out of the volcanoes.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
You’ll lose both legs in a railroad
accident next month, but luckily
they’ll only be prosthetic replacements
for the ones you’ll lose at the zoo this
Thursday.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
No one will be able to figure out
your enigmatic last words, and
the fact that you’ll live in silence for
three more years after uttering them
makes that somehow cooler.
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