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MANCHESTER City fans have told Sunderland
they put on a jolly good show on Sunday, for
peasants.
After the game City supporters posed for
photos with scruffy Sunderland fans before
giving them handfuls of chips and a pat on
the head.
Mancunian Wayne Hayes said: “They came in
their thousands on their horses and bicycles –
I even saw one aboard a bus, if you can picture
such a sight – and for a while they gave our
boys quite the runaround.
“But eventually playtime was over and a
couple of our hirelings finished them off
before they got ideas above their station.
“They made a frightful racket as we beat them
mercilessly but as the league table shows, it’s
Left: Gus Poyet hugs Victor Mannone after
his heroics in the Cup Final for Sunderl...
oh, sorry that’as Bob Stokoe hugging Jim
Montgomery in 1973, our mistake
the only language they understand.”
Sunderland fans were assured that if they
worked hard and were selected by some
oligarch as a hobby, they too could have the
same pedigree City have enjoyed for a quarter
of a generation.
As a token of their goodwill, City will
send another underperforming winger to
Sunderland along with a flat pack of bitter
One Stop Service
and some pigeons as a reminder of their day
out.
Meanwhile, Chelsea fans are preparing to
patronise Manchester City fans at the end of
the season for still being quite Northern and
not having the hang of buying success.
Supporter Roy Hobbs said: “One doesn’t wish
to appear snobbish but nouveau-riche clubs
like City simply don’t have the class of veryrecently-riche clubs like Chelsea.”
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