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A man received the following text from his neighbour:
“I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have
to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night
when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not
getting any at home, but that’s no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will
accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it
won’t happen again.”
Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom,
grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and
killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn
autocorrect. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.
home cooking
As I put steak, homemade chips and some coleslaw
down on the table in front of my wife last night she
looked at me with a big smile.
“Are you feeling ok?” she giggled, “I’ve got to text the
girls and tell them about this!”
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“Hurry up about it then,” I said, “You’re sitting in my
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Gunpowder Plot?
A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good
advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret
to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto
her porridge every morning.
The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until
her death at the venerable age of 103. She left behind 14
children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25
great great grandchildren and..........................
a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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