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stone cold
crazy
British curling hooligans
decimate Sochi
sochi, russia
The centre of Sochi was left decimated after
hordes of British curling hooligans wrought
destruction on their surroundings in the run
up to last weekend’s men’s final.
With Britain taking on Canada in the 1:30pm
final, so-called fans were seen drinking
heavily and picking fights with locals and
opposition fans alike.
Running battles throughout the streets of
Sochi saw bars and restaurants destroyed and
numerous arrests made.
A Sochi police spokesperson told us, “We
had heard rumours of the infamous curling
hooligans, but nothing had prepared us for
this.”
“They were shouting at passers-by, drinking
heavily and abusing other nations in the form
of song long before the violence broke out.”
“We suspect some of these people are not even
curling fans at all, they are just here to fight.”
A member of the British curling ‘firm’ agreed
to speak with us on the basis we didn’t print
Left: The suspected
leaders of the
curling firm
his name.
He told us, “We’re here to show these poncy
foreigners how it’s done.”
“I always said I’d never miss it if we made it
to a major final, and here I am. I can’t wait to
see the boys smash the Canadians, and if I get
a chance to smash a few Canadians myself on
the way to the ice-cube, then great!”
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Olympic officials appealed for calm before the
final, but also admitted that it was proving
difficult to root out hooliganism in the sport.
A spokesperson told us, “We have programmes
of education in place, but ultimately if a fan
wants to come here, get drunk and fight,
there’s not a lot we can do about it.”
“It’s just a shame for curling.”
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