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what does your daddy do?
The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of
paper the type of work their daddies did. The children,
very excitedly, scribbled their answers. One by one, the
teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job.
There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart
from little Tommy.
‘Tommy, why do you look so sad?’ asked the teacher.
Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and replied: ‘My Dad’s a
stripper in a gay bar.’
The other children remained silent, as Tommy continued.
‘Sometimes, he doesn’t come home, and my Mummy
sits crying. Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s
pleasure.’
There were gasps around the classroom.
The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children,
telling them to go out and play.
She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around
his shoulders, and asked: ‘Is all that true, Tommy?’
‘No, not at all Miss. He really plays cricket for England,
but I was too embarrassed to say.’
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busted
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Linda,
and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled
while she played the organ, distracting the congregation
considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would
have to get another organist. So one of the ladies approached
Linda very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash
up some green persimmons and rub them on her breasts,
which should cause them to shrink, but warned her not to
taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour
they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won’t be able to
talk properly for a while. The voluptuous organist reluctantly
agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister
walked up to the pulpit and said, “Due to thircumsthanthis
bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday”.
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