AWOL 2014 Issue 272 28th February | Page 13

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! Brought to you by The Railway Tavern what does your daddy do? The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did. The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers. One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job. There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart from little Tommy. ‘Tommy, why do you look so sad?’ asked the teacher. Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and replied: ‘My Dad’s a stripper in a gay bar.’ The other children remained silent, as Tommy continued. ‘Sometimes, he doesn’t come home, and my Mummy sits crying. Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s pleasure.’ There were gasps around the classroom. The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play. She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his shoulders, and asked: ‘Is all that true, Tommy?’ ‘No, not at all Miss. He really plays cricket for England, but I was too embarrassed to say.’ Railway Tavern PUB & CAFE HUA HIN SOI 88 085 429 0378 Motorbikes for Rent Daily, weekly or long term busted A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Linda, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ, distracting the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So one of the ladies approached Linda very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her breasts, which should cause them to shrink, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won’t be able to talk properly for a while. The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said, “Due to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday”. RELAX AND WATCH THE WORLD GO BY AT Tel. 080 279 0835 Large comfortable bar on Soi Selekam 80 sq.m outdoor covered terrace Open 2pm ‘til Late every day 8’ Pool Table Three Big Screen TVs showing Live Sports including English Premier League football Join the AWOL forum 13