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webb of
deceit
Webb exiled
to Liverpool
in or near his house will be indicative of our
trademark sense of humour.”
Guards will be posted outside the new
Howard residence, situated opposite local
pub The Kop & Grudge-Holder, but have been
instructed to not notice blatant offences
against him.
Webb said: “Oh no, is everybody talking about
me instead of the football?
“I hate it when that happens. What else are
they saying about me?”
West Ham fans are reportedly furious that
Webb was not made to live in Green Street,
Upton Park and force fed jellied eels after the
red card he issued to Andy Carroll against
Swansea, and have launched a legal challenge
in a bid to get the Liverpool decision
overturned.
liverpool, england
THE Referee’s Association is to make Howard
Webb live in Bootle for three months.
Webb waved play on after Luis Suarez was
brought down in the penalty area, on the
basis he was probably asking for it.
Arsenal went on to win the game despite
Liverpool’s best efforts to have Steven
Gerrard kick as many people as he could.
Before the match, fans highlighted Liverpool’s
poor success rate for games officiated by
Webb, although this has to be placed in
the wider context of Liverpool’s general
awfulness.
Bootle resident Wayne Hayes said: “We will
give Howard the kind of welcome you’d
expect for a Yorkshire-born ex-copper with an
inflated sense of self-importance.
“Every piece of animal excrement placed on,
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