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Nag Nag Nag (thanks to Maureen)
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day
trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for
clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling
worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife
started on him about, ‘What time of night to be getting
home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and
I’m not reheating it’. And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual,
he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a
long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable
sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife
answered and was told that her husband’s client, James
Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had,
she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news..
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As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by
the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his
legs and feet.
‘They’re not hanging Wright tonight,’ she said.
He whirled around and screamed, ‘FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?’
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My very talented musical friend has just retired from his
day job in the Bomb Disposal Corps.
On reflection, they now feel that the choice of a
metronome as a surprise retirement gift was maybe not
the most diplomatic option to have selected.
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