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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
It’s really too bad you couldn’t
have been defenestrated years
ago when it was cool before everybody
started using the word.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
Although you’re beginning to
despair, it’s important to square
your shoulders, set your jaw, take a deep
breath, and try to hit the toilet with
everything this time.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
You will definitely be remembered
by all people for all time, a fact
that should make you feel much more
shame and disappointment than it may
seem.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
Your belief that all life’s problems
can be solved with a heart-toheart talk and a good night’s sleep will
be severely tested this week when you’re
introduced to mathematics.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
This is a good week to start new
projects, as long as they don’t take
more than four days and won’t depress
the people who find your body.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
This week you’ll show everyone
that you can be stunningly sexy at
50, which is deeply troubling as you were
27 last week.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
You’ll finally make an effort to
remove your mental blinders,
leaving the coroner to wonder why
exactly you took the cordless drill to your
temples.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
When all’s said and done, you
should probably have just let
those pandas succeed or fail on their own
merits.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
You’ll finally come to understand
your own heart and mind, and by
extension, exactly what everyone has
been laughing at all these years.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
While it’s true that life often
imitates art, it’s odd that your
life imitates J.G. Ballards’ avant-garde
fiction piece “The Assassination Of JFK
Considered As A Downhill Motor Race.”
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
The stars foresee a lesson in
humility this week when you
try telling everyone about the “hot new
band” Animal Collective, which the stars
have been listening to for like forever.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
You thought you had finally done
something strikingly new and
original, but it turns out that thousands
of people already in the afterlife got
there the exact same way y