AWOL 2014 Issue 270 14th February | Page 15

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: From Som Tam To Mushy Peas a living language Some time ago I talked about how hard it must be for Thai people to learn English. In fact with all it’s tenses, double meanings, and wildly inconsistent application of plurals, I wonder how we ever managed to learn it ourselves. Then remembered that back in the day my generation (and many before us) learned English in pretty much the same way as Thai people still do. By rote. We sat in primary school at our little double wooden desks with those flip up bench seats attached to them. Two pupils per desk. An inkwell either side of the twin desk, and little grooves along the top to rest pencils and pens in. The desk lids sloped down towards us and were covered with the scratched initials of long gone pupils. Wood beading across the bottom edge of the sloping lids often failing to keep our bits of paper in place. But enough reminiscing. The point is that we learned much of our own language by sitting there and writing out and reciting the words, together with their appropriate plurals. Followed by the past and future tense of each word, together with appropriate plurals. Having completed that groundwork we went on to construct sentences which contained the correct tenses - and plurals. It was no doubt all very tedious. But if it was, that tedium was long forgotten as we progressed into High School with a basic command of English, only to spend the next five years tackling the finer points of punctuation - and yet m