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the drunks
Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew
that they were drunk so he started the engine and then
turned it off again a short time later.
The taxi driver said, “We have reached your destination”.
The first guy gave him money and the second guy said
“Thank you”.
The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked
thinking that the third drunk knew what he did. But then
he asked, “What was that for?”
The third guy replied, “Control your speed next time,
you nearly killed us!”
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modern relationship
Daddy, how was I born?
‘Well, son, Your Mum and I first got together in a chat
room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, and Googled each other. There
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said: ‘You’ve got Male!”
life
I think pregnancy test kits are a brilliant idea.
I wish more of the important questions in life could be
answered just by peeing on them.
cartoon caperS
We feature the talents of the
cartoonist Dave Ell once again
this week, and we hope you enjoy
his work.
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business or spice up any literature
you produce, or even produce
personalised work to order.
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