AWOL 2014 Issue 270 14th February | Page 13

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! Brought to you by The Railway Tavern the drunks Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and then turned it off again a short time later. The taxi driver said, “We have reached your destination”. The first guy gave him money and the second guy said “Thank you”. The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking that the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, “What was that for?” The third guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!” Valentine’s day Hey guys.... Top Tip to save money this Valentine’s Day: Blindfold your wife or girlfriend and take her to Somerset, then tell her it’s Venice. Railway Tavern PUB & CAFE HUA HIN SOI 88 085 429 0378 Motorbikes for Rent Daily, weekly or long term modern relationship Daddy, how was I born? ‘Well, son, Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: ‘You’ve got Male!” life I think pregnancy test kits are a brilliant idea. I wish more of the important questions in life could be answered just by peeing on them. cartoon caperS We feature the talents of the cartoonist Dave Ell once again this week, and we hope you enjoy his work. If a local business is interested in sponsoring this new section, please contact AWOL on 081 649 8361 or email sales@awolonline. net. 13 Dave Ell is also able to create a unique cartoon to advertise your business or spice up any literature you produce, or even produce personalised work to order. Join the AWOL forum