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the last
laugh
Manchester United
expected to clean up at
British Comedy Awards
manchester, england
Premier League champions Manchester
United are now the bookies favourite for
Comedy Act of the Year at the 2014 British
Comedy Awards.
Despite the year being only three weeks old,
comedy veterans have admitted that topping
the hilarity of “a night at Old Trafford” is
simply not something anyone in the comedy
industry is capable of.
Last year’s winner Jack Whitehall told
reporters, “Winning is 2013 was an amazing
experience, but I might as well take the rest
of the year off when you look at the laughs
Moyes is getting out of that squad.”
“He’s a comedy genius, clearly. I’d have
looked at that squad in the summer and
thought there’s not a single chuckle to be had
among them, and yet here we are six months
later with half the nation literally crying with
mirth.”
Left: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!
Speaking after last week’s two leg defeat to
Sunderland in the League Cup, he added, “It’s
not even that he’s made them slapstick funny,
it’s the timing. You couldn’t have written last
night’s performance any better.”
“I just hope they don’t go into sitcoms, or I’m
buggered! Ha, that’s funny because I sound
posh and a bit effeminate.”
Fans of other football clubs have admitted
that smiling during Manchester United
matches is something of an unusual feeling,
until you realise David Moyes must be doing it
for your entertainment.
Liverpool fan Simon Williams told us,
“Watching a Man Utd game has always been
ranked somewhere between a visit to the
dentist and a prostate exam. Unpleasant,
predictable and endured next to someone
who seems to be enjoying it.”
“But now I’m actively seeking out Man Utd
matches, they’re brilliant! Last night a bit of
wee came out, I swear to God.”
“I imagine that come Christmas their season
in review DVD will beat even Jimmy Carr’s
latest release. I know I’ll be asking for it.”
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