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Allardyce losing wager
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SAM Allardyce is losing £20,000 a day from a
wager on when he will get fired.
The duvet-faced manager placed the spread
bet during summer training with West Ham’s
squad, which consisted largely of watching
them bump into each other and fall over a lot.
He believed he would be back on the sofa
watching Soccer Saturday by November at
the latest.
Allardyce said: “I’m going to have to try the
nuclear option of actually picking Andy
Carroll because this is costing me a fortune.
“I’d hoped that sending eleven lads that were
hanging around outside the Boleyn Ground
out against Man City would have done the
trick but clearly it’s time to go galoot.”
The transfer window might help Allardyce as
he approaches the board with transfer targets
including Lionel Messi, the ashes of Malcolm
Allison and yet more Liverpool players.
Left: “It’s my ball and you’re not
having it back until you sack me”
However, some claim that West Ham’s owners
have a larger bet with another syndicate that
he will keep his job until the end of the season
even if it means building him a bullet-proof
dugout.
Fans have taken such a dislike to Allardyce
that they have written a ten-minute chant
entitled You’re a Manager That Utilises a
Certain Style of Football and While Your
Record in Gaining Promotion from the
Championship Is Laudable You Are Best
Suited Elsewhere, and You Know You Are.
Allardyce said: “If all else fails I’ll have to kiss
goodbye to my family, ensure my affairs are
in order and attend the next home game in
my ‘Bobby Moore Was Rubbish’ t shirt. If that
doesn’t finish it I’ll pull my trousers down and
reveal my”Trevor Brooking Is A Poof” boxer
shorts”
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