AWOL 2014 Issue 267 24th January | Page 13

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week Send your jokes to submissions@ awolonline.net and get your name in print! Brought to you by The Railway Tavern A cowboy A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old gunslinger, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. ‘Do you think you could give me some tips?’ he asked. The old gunslinger looked him up and down and said, ‘Well, for one thing, you’re wearing your gun too high, tie the holster a little lower down on your leg cowboy. Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the young man. ‘Sure will, ‘replied the old gunslinger. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. That’s terrific!’ said the hot shot. ‘Any more tips for me?’ ‘Yep,’ said the old man. ‘Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it, that’ll give you a smoother draw’ ‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the younger man. Railway Tavern PUB & CAFE HUA HIN SOI 88 085 429 0378 Motorbikes for Rent Daily, weekly or long term ‘You bet it will,’ said the old gunslinger. The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player. ‘Wow!’ exclaimed the cowboy ‘I’m learnin’ somethin’ here. Got any more tips?’ The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. ‘See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.’ The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun. ‘No,’ said the old gunslinger, ‘I mean smear it all over, handle and all.’ ‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the young man. ‘No,’ said the old gunslinger, ‘but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he’s gonna shove that gun right up your ass, and it won’t hurt as much”. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS A non-profit fellowship of men and women for whom drugs have become a major problem Meetings now in Hua Hin every Sunday at 11.30am 13 Contact Add 086 014 7585 Emmanuel K.  090 438 387 Mark 084 314 1928 Join the AWOL forum