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Dai the hill farmer
A hill farmer named Dai was overseeing his stock in
a remote mountain valley in Wales when suddenly a
brand-new BMW 4x4 advanced out of the nearby wood.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,
RayBan sunglasses and a YSL tie, leans out the window
and asks the old farmer, ‘If I tell you exactly how many
cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give
me a calf?’
Dai looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks
at his peacefully grazing animals and calmly answers,
“Sure, why not boyo?”
The yuppie parks his 4x4, whips out his Dell notebook
computer, connects it to his Cingular Bluetooth cell
phone and surf ́Ѽ