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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
A freak electrical fire will break
out at a nearby hospital this
week, expanding the facility’s burn ward
tenfold.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
Though you will mean to tell
a group of friends about the
appetizing sirloin steak you had for
lunch, a Freudian slip this week instead
reveals your torture of four teenage girls
in an old abandoned shack.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
Check with Pisces in two weeks
for a more detailed and accurate
prediction of next week’s events.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
A collection of self-penned
portmanteaus, the construction
of which you’ve always thought rather
clever, will offend hundreds of biracial
individuals this Thursday.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
While all may be fair in love and
war, many will come out against
your egregious use of nerve gas in both.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
No matter how much time passes,
you’ll never be able to bring
yourself to forgive those who have called
you unforgiving.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
You never thought you had it
in you, nor that you’d have the
courage to follow through even if you did,
but you’ll totally surprise yourself with
next Thursday’s abortion.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
You will see yourself in a whole new
light this week while desperately
failing to locate a single vein inside that
downtown McDonald’s bathroom.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
A sinking sense of your own
mortality will set in this week
after you completely fail to recognize a
Simpsons rerun on television.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
The alignment of the stars and
the planets can only mean one
thing this week: You’re looking at a very
simplistic, two-dimensional model of our
solar system.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
Badly hurt and in crippling pain,
you will see the last 12 seconds of
your life flash before your eyes this week.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
You’re nervous, your palms are
sweaty, and your stomach is full of
knots, but don’t worry: Chances are she’s
feeling the exact same first-date-rape
jitters as you.
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