AWOL 2014 Issue 265 10th January | Seite 15

Advertise here from only 40 baht per week to hull and back Mags Meanderings: Dream Guesthouse From Som Tam Restaurant & Bar To Mushy Peas Swedish, European & Thai Food Soi 94 (2nd left after railway) Cheap room for rent fat is a political issue Political correctness continues this week with muffin tops, bingo wings and thunder thighs. All terms our women readers will be familiar with, even those who don’t identify with them personally. Have you noticed how Thai people can make the word ‘pompoey’ sound almost complimentary? ‘Aaah, pompoey’ they say with a smile, while gently patting a farang beer belly. And of course they don’t really mind that extra bit of fat at all, or mean any offence, because it is a sign that the farang can afford to eat well. In the UK however, once we have left the playground taunts behind, we avoid using the word ‘fat’ altogether when talking to people, even our best friends. We don’t call people ‘skinny’ to their faces either. In fact even when we are worried about a friends’ weight and appearance we find it very difficult to broach the subject at all. But that doesn’t mean that we don’t recognise those bits of our own bodies which are beginning to swell, sag, or flop around. Of course we do, and we are quite capable of referring to our own bingo wings and muffin tops in company, and deciding for ourselves whether or not we can be bothered to do anything about it, or just let nature take its’ inevitable course. But now our Equalities Minister (yes - we have one of those), Jo Swinson, has decided that terms like muffin top, bingo wings and thunder thighs should be banned. Liberal Democrat Ms Swinson thinks that this kind of ‘fat talk’ is depressingly commonplace, and doesn’t believe that women should be using it to insult their own bodies. She has clearly never been within earshot of my gaggle of friends when we are in our favourite real ale bar in Hull of a Wednesday evening. Swigging back pints of Great Newsome while comparing the sorry state of our Call: 0805626735 Swe/Eng 0915094729 Thai/Eng feet, (crows’ as well as those at the ends of our legs,) and discussing whether we are getting a bit too crepey to risk a lower neckline, or how we just couldn’t wear that sleeveless number without a pashmina. We are not insulting our own bodies, (although we reserve the right to do so if we wish,) simply being realistic. Coincidentally Jo Swinson, who also runs an all party group on body image, did once work in Hull for a local radio station, and stood against our very own tubby John Prescott in a 2001 election, stealing 6% of his Labour constituency voters. Not enough to rock the boat of course, but she went on to take a Scottish Lib Dem seat in the 2005 General Election, becoming the then youngest ever Member of Parliament. She is a good looking, very successful, well educated woman, who appears to be of average size and shape, has apparently survived childbirth without any noticeable ill effect, and can clearly afford to be well groomed. You have to wonder what qualifies her to speak so vehemently about the need to promote positive body image in women, so that they can increase healthy behaviour and become more successful. Yes, there have been some dangerous precedents set by the trend for ultra thin catwalk models and celebrities. Young people are impressionable, and some do become ill in their attempts to look just like their role models. But is banning a few commonplace words going to change that? Or would it be more productive to try to change the habits of those parents who constantly undermine the confidence of their tiny children by swearing and screaming abuse at them in public. THE AWOL FORUM www.awolonline.net/forum Games, discussions, jokes, videos, information, sports, local and international topics and more Join up, log in and tell us what you think! Register and log in with Facebook and Twitter or create a unique AWOL account free Join the AWOL forum 15