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fouling suarez to become legal
england
THE FA has confirmed that as of the start of
the New Year, kicking Luis Suarez is no longer
a punishable offence.
The nibbly striker has been the cause of
several bookings this season after players
have kicked him, as well as the red card
against Paulinho, which many supporters
feel is against the spirit of the game. The FA
has also announced that all cards issued so
far this season in relation to Suarez will be
rescinded.
FA spokesman Tom Logan said: “We’ll keep
it to just kicking him as hard as anyone likes
for now but if he doesn’t get the picture then
we’ll legalise biting him a bit as well.” Special
consideration is also being given to allow
the Chelsea player Branislav Ivanovic to do
whatever he likes to the Liverpool forward,
with referees being given an advisory to this
effect.
The Uruguayan will appeal against the FA’s
ruling later this week but their lawyers have
defended the decision on the basis they made
it as a friendly, conciliatory gesture.
Left: A perfect
example of how
to deal with
Luis Suarez
The FA will also send Suarez a basket of
apples with a note asking how he likes them.
Similar previous measures have been used by
the FA, such as the now-defunct 2002 ruling
that required all references to Robbie Savage,
both on and off the pitch, to be prefaced with
the phrase ‘that arsehole’.
Match of the Day has supported the move,
with the show launching a ‘Hoofing Suarez in
the nuts of the month’ competition.
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