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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Nothing noteworthy will occur in
your life this week, as you have
not paid your cable bill in months.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
Avoid conflict with co-workers
this week. Spike your boss’ coffee
with military-grade rat poison.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
The loneliness you feel cannot last
forever. It will end in 40 years at
the moment of your death.
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20
After years of wayward, sinful
living, you will finally see the light
this week and ask Christ to enter your
life. Unfortunately, He is busy and sends
Charlton Heston instead.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
Learn to treasure each day as if
it were your only one on earth,
because you are a specimen of Hexagenia
Limbata, the common mayfly.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
Your apathy over being named
Employee Of The Month turns
to joy when the prize turns out to be a
wrestling-style championship belt.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
You will face career hardship
when you suddenly decide that
you’re tired of putting out your ‘zine and
quit, leaving yourself unemployed.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
You will become unhealthily
obsessed with a grotesquely fat
co-worker, but don’t worry—you’re not
becoming a perverted “chubby chaser.”
You are becoming an unholy cannibal.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
The disappearance of Mars from
your sky may indicate that it is
time to let go of your warlike nature.
It could also indicate that its orbit has
taken it behind the sun.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
You will e