£36,127
96 guests
and have
1 for the honeymoon!
ationships
Rel
The average girl meets her
boyfriends through other
friends so forget online dating and make your friends
set you up and dump that
weirdo from okcupid.
You should always
do a good facebook
stalk first, we have no idea
what you'll achieve from this
but it's what every one else
does so you go girl.
It is also normal to cheat on
your partner at least once. We
don’t care if you want to or
not, just do it. Besides, you’ll
be arguing about money all the
time anyway.
arriage
M
You should be married by the
age of 27 years and 7 months.
If your man isn’t prepared to
commit, find some
random creepy guy before
your time runs out!
Remember it doesn’t matter
if you’re happy, because you
have to get divorced at 40
anyway!
Worried you’ll be lonely at
40? Don’t be! You’ll be
remarried by 43!