Boring Face
A More
Average Guide to..
Follow these simple rules to fit in at your office christmas party. Normal
women use 6 products to look their blandest, and you should be no different.
Eyeliner, in black only, keeps your
eyes looking their best and plainest.
Do not opt for any more colourful
shades.
£4.99 from barry m
£7.00
from
super
drug
£3.00
from
boots
Red lipstick is
really the only
acceptable shade.
You should never
need to wear any
other colours.
Every woman
should wear
mascara every
day. Black or
brown only.
£7.99
from
boots
Blusher is one
of the average
girls essentials.
Don’t leave your
house without it.
£7.99
from
super
drug
Well shaped eyebrows are hugely
important if you want to look normal
and fit in. keep them looking their best.
£4.99 from boots
Foundation is
the staple of any makeup
routine. We suggest Ivory
as a pale complexion is
about as normal as you
can get.