Average Guide to..
Your Christmas Wardrobe
the office christmas party
As we already know it’s
highly important to be
unremarkable and boy
does this all black set
deliver! Look like you
never left the office
while you make idle
chit chat about your
dietry habits with your
drunken receptionist.
Black keeps you
blended in with your
office chair as you
drink your wine. If
you’re lucky, no one
will even find out
you even showed up!
What to Avoid
We reccomend that you avoid bright
colours, bold, large jewellery, anything
with glitter on and anything with a
pattern. All of these items will make
you stand out and people will think
you’re peculiar.
We would always advise only wearing
blacks, greys and blues if you want to
remain entirely average.